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Ask me anything   This tumblr mostly contains pretty and amusing picutres, and somtimes short blog posts. Also, far too much is about pokemon.

Joel is a Level Designer working in the video game industry in the UK.

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    I was always called an HM slave by master.  I didn’t quite get what that had meant, but I knew master loved me.  I always did my job of cutting, moving, and surfing for my master.My master reached a new city and entered the gym that was located there.  The battle was fierce; I could see that master was having a hard time.  My master was just down to two pokemon: myself and his first pokemon Grotle.  I wanted to help him, I wanted him to send me out.  He returned Grotle after taking a direct hit, and he sent me out.  It was my first battle and I wanted to impress my master.  I waited for his orders, but I didn’t hear anything.  I turned around and I saw him healing Grotle with a super potion.  He didn’t pay any attention to me and I didn’t notice the razor leaf heading straight for my face.I blacked out.  I woke up to see that my master had won his badge.  He was praising his other pokemon for a job well done, except for me.  It almost seemed like my job was just to take a hit.  But master wouldn’t be that cruel.
From: gottacatchemall

    I was always called an HM slave by master.  I didn’t quite get what that had meant, but I knew master loved me.  I always did my job of cutting, moving, and surfing for my master.

    My master reached a new city and entered the gym that was located there.  The battle was fierce; I could see that master was having a hard time.  My master was just down to two pokemon: myself and his first pokemon Grotle.  I wanted to help him, I wanted him to send me out. 

    He returned Grotle after taking a direct hit, and he sent me out.  It was my first battle and I wanted to impress my master.  I waited for his orders, but I didn’t hear anything.  I turned around and I saw him healing Grotle with a super potion.  He didn’t pay any attention to me and I didn’t notice the razor leaf heading straight for my face.

    I blacked out.  I woke up to see that my master had won his badge.  He was praising his other pokemon for a job well done, except for me. 

    It almost seemed like my job was just to take a hit.  But master wouldn’t be that cruel.

    From: gottacatchemall

    — 1 year ago with 4697 notes
    #pokemon  #story  #bidhoof  #gif 
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      wait wait…..why would you take your HM slave into a gym battle with you? .__. Noob trainers are Noobs
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      MY EMOTIONS!!!! I would just like to say that I have never had an HM slave.
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      THIS IS WHY I NEVER, EVER HAVE AN “HM SLAVE”. IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING SAD. I love Bidoofs. I think they’re adorable. ;~;...
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      … I am going to beat all the pokemon games with hm slaves now ;_;
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      hiuytkhiukgyftdrsads
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      ;.; Uwaaaaah I feel horrible
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