Robot Joel's stuff

Ask me anything   This tumblr mostly contains pretty and amusing picutres, and somtimes short blog posts. Also, far too much is about pokemon.

Joel is a Level Designer working in the video game industry in the UK.

twitter.com/RobotJoel:

    NO BUT SERIOUSLY

    jamietheignorantamerican:

    WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!

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    I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.

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    PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.

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    LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!

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    JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE

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    SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF. 

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    FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS

    (via wesley-crusher)

    — 3 days ago with 40127 notes

    mucholderthen:

    Vintage Russian Matchbox Graphics
    celebrating early Soviet successes in the space race

    [sources: X , Flickr ]  

    1. Luna 1 (Mechta) launched in 1959 -  the first spacecraft to achieve escape velocity from Earth and reach the vicinity of the Moon.
    2. Sputnik 1,  launched in October 1957 the first man-made object in space, it spent 3 months in orbit emitting a radio signal for approx a third of that time.
    3. Sputnik 2 – the second man-made object launched into earth orbit, carrying “Laika” the first living animal to leave our biosphere and enter space.
    4. The relative distances (in kilometers) between the Earth, Moon, and Sun. 
    5. Luna 2 -  the first space craft to reach the surface of the moon where it was purposely crash landed after 33 .5 hours of flight. 

    (via wesley-crusher)

    — 3 days ago with 156 notes
    shrimpwonder:

sinvraal:

persian-slipper:

anathemarmotqueen:

Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund
i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS.

I swear to god, I thought it was a photoshop at first.

Oh my Glob, it’s “the little cattle dog of the Vikings”. Not only is it a wolf corgi, but it’s a Viking wolf corgi.
VIKING WOLF CORGI

I —
what do I —
VIKING WOLF CORGI

Now I want one

    shrimpwonder:

    sinvraal:

    persian-slipper:

    anathemarmotqueen:

    Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund

    i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS.

    I swear to god, I thought it was a photoshop at first.

    Oh my Glob, it’s “the little cattle dog of the Vikings”. Not only is it a wolf corgi, but it’s a Viking wolf corgi.

    VIKING WOLF CORGI

    I —

    what do I —

    VIKING WOLF CORGI

    Now I want one

    (via wesley-crusher)

    — 6 days ago with 45043 notes

    bradofarrell:

    This year at E3 during the Xbox panel during a scripted “trash talk” bit someone made a scripted rape joke (male gamer to girl gamer who sucks at a game: “just wait, it’ll all be over soon.”) and then they acted like it wasn’t a big deal and then they released an expensive, anti-consumer (DRM on physical games) piece of hardware. And then Sony just released the PS4 which is just the PS3 but better graphics and $100 cheaper than the Xbox. So THAT happened.

    But then Nintendo just quietly released a bunch of great looking sequels for all of it’s major franchises (Mario, Pikmin, Donkey Kong, and Smash Bros.) and every single one of those games interestingly features playable female characters who haven’t been seen in decades like Dixie Kong and Princess Peach - and Pikmin now has a new female hero.

    One of my favorite things about Peach in the new Mario game is that one of the power ups is a literal “cat suit” and Peach’s “cat suit” doesn’t sexualize her at ALL. You can’t even see her boobs. She just looks like she’s wearing over-sized footie pajamas it’s so cute. Also they added a pink letter to the Mario logo just to accommodate Peach’s re-inclusion into the franchise as a character with actual agency!

    So at the end of the presentation they tell you to go to the Smash Bros website to find out about new characters. And then they announced this character, Wii Fit Trainer, on the site. And in an interview the director said he gets thousands of requests for almost every video game character under the sun and he’s gotten absolutely zero requests for this character and he put her in the game to be funny and defy fan expectation. This character is literally “hey fuck you we’re the ones making the games around here, and we’ll be goofy and funny if we want to and also check it out another female character in Smash.”

    Also the inclusion of the Animal Crossing villager is interesting because Animal Crossing is VERY popular with girls and even though the villager is male I’m 100% certain his alternate costumes will include the girl default villager character. So that’s neat. The three Smash characters they announced were two girl(ish) characters from two girl(ish) games and then Mega Man.

    Also in the new Animal Crossing game boys are allowed to cross dress and all of the animals are explicitly genderqueer in the dialog. Characters say stuff like “Boys can ware make up if they want to, I mean, it’s 2013, who cares?” and just today a jock rhino was looking deeply into my eyes and asking me to hike a football and I asked him if he loved me (which was one of the option out of other options about sports) and he was like “Oh I guess a lot can happen when you look into someone else’s eyes like that, huh?” He didn’t even care that we’re both guys. Also in the new Pokemon game you can be black.

    Basically what I’m saying is Nintendo is quietly and systematically making their games more socially progressive and Microsoft made a rape joke and then said “what? it was a joke.”

    (via wesley-crusher)

    — 6 days ago with 50230 notes

    This show just jumped up my list of “to watch”

    (Source: feministtv, via chantersboard)

    — 1 week ago with 14442 notes

    lolsofunny:

    triforcefox:

    LOOK AT ALL THE LOVE WITHIN THAT TINY OWL

    (lol here!)

    (Source: whimsiesandmusings, via eccentricvalues)

    — 1 week ago with 200449 notes
    what a great colour scheme!

    what a great colour scheme!

    (Source: meancutie, via rekall)

    — 2 weeks ago with 318 notes
    kotakucom:

The region in which Pokémon X/Y will take place looks a bit like France. Actually, it looks a lot like France.

    kotakucom:

    The region in which Pokémon X/Y will take place looks a bit like France. Actually, it looks a lot like France.

    (via thisblogisaboutmaps)

    — 1 month ago with 177 notes

    heymonster:

    Someone requested a post of all of the current Strong Female Characters, so here you go.

    prints are available here.

    (via sachenka)

    — 1 month ago with 21666 notes